{"id":310,"date":"2005-07-07T14:38:23","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T05:38:23","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-07-07T02:22:36","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T09:22:36","slug":"tf1-a-le-sens-de-lhumour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"TF1 a le sens de l&rsquo;humour."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Screenshot included:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lmae.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/nucleus\/20050707-chirac-attentatslondres.png\" width=\"452\" height=\"278\" alt=\"Chirac souriant\" \/><\/p>\n<p>TF1 aurait peut-\u00eatre pu choisir une photo o\u00f9 Chirac se marre pas&#8230; aussi corrompu que soit ce pourri de Chirac j&rsquo;ose esp\u00e9rer qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;arborait pas cette t\u00eate quand on lui a annonc\u00e9 la nouvelle.<\/p>\n<p>D&rsquo;apr\u00e8s The Sun il y aurait des op\u00e9rations directement sur des bless\u00e9s extraits des stations de m\u00e9tro&#8230; la situation est vraiment tr\u00e8s critique. J&rsquo;ai la sinistre impression que le bilan va s&rsquo;alourdir tr\u00e8s fortement dans la journ\u00e9e. 3 bus r\u00e9duits en miettes. Combien de personnes dans chaque bus ? Surtout quand le m\u00e9tro ne fonctionne plus! Et d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s d&rsquo;autres sources, deux trains seraient coinc\u00e9s \u00ab\u00a0underground\u00a0\u00bb. Si il y a eu des bombes dans deux trains en tunnel, on peut craindre des centaines de morts&#8230; d&rsquo;autant que dans les traumatismes graves les chances de survie s&rsquo;amenuisent tr\u00e8s vite.<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s mal au coeur. Et il est 14h37 et je suis suppos\u00e9 bosser. Pas possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Screenshot included: TF1 aurait peut-\u00eatre pu choisir une photo o\u00f9 Chirac se marre pas&#8230; aussi corrompu que soit ce pourri de Chirac j&rsquo;ose esp\u00e9rer qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;arborait pas cette t\u00eate quand on lui a annonc\u00e9 la nouvelle. D&rsquo;apr\u00e8s The Sun il &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/?p=310\">Lire la suite &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lmae.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}